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(10) Janet and John go for a walk

Today Janet and John go for a walk. John is feeling a little bloated after eating two pieces of cheese-cake and a box of malteesers in bed before breakfast.  He decides to wear his favourite puce designer bell-bottom trousers with … Continue reading

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(9) DNA and absolute bollocks

You would think after a while that you would be able to spot a cock at twenty paces wouldn’t you?  I don’t mean the genital type I mean the James type; after all the body is such a sophisticated machine.  … Continue reading

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(8) Does size really matter?

Women have to know their breast size to buy underwear, but why do men measure their tackle?  At what age do they stop getting the tape measure out to see if they can max an additional centimetre on the old … Continue reading

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(7) Just what is your problem with the word relationship?

Do you dream of one?  When did you last have a great one; or was the last one you had so bad that you have lost faith in the possibility of a decent one ever existing? Of course a certain … Continue reading

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(6) Deep down are you a jealous person?

You bet.  Why wouldn’t I be?  Geert my pod cast relationship expert says women should never show jealousy. Why not?  If you aren’t jealous you don’t really care, right? I like a guy to show a bit of jealousy now … Continue reading

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(5) Do men understand ballparks?

Lets face it, like it or not ballparks exist.  Does that statement make me shallow?  Possibly.  We could ditch ballparks and discuss emotional spiritual attraction but I’m sticking with the shallow subject for now. Ok the categories we check might … Continue reading

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(4)The crap-ometer scale

My pod cast relationship guru Geert says men find self-control very attractive in women.  Personally I find being able to pick your underpants up off the floor very attractive in a man but it is rare and so I have … Continue reading

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(3)Lies, damn lies and deception

Hope is a strange emotion; it can have us believing anything is possible and you can feed it anything you want to keep it alive.  Personally I have found that bullshit, lies, damn lies and deception work just as well … Continue reading

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(2) ‘A’ is for Almost there

I wanted them so badly but I always hated them.  I had waited for them for years, prayed for them all through secondary school and got dumped by more boys than I could count because of them.  They never quite … Continue reading

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(1) Intro – Why am I here?

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